Raised side walks: Did you mean the Devil's creation?

     I swear sidewalks are out to get me as I walk through campus. Every time I go to campus, I trip over the sidewalks. Nothing is more embarrassing than trying to walk all confident and stuff, to then trip over a little raised part of the side walk. There is no way to actually avoid your reaction afterwards either. How do you even react? I usually just look down at the ground as if some monster had just grabbed my leg and made me stumble and then act like nothing everrrrr happened. Although clearly 50 other people just saw me trip. Even though they could probably care less that I just did.
     I've seen other people trip over the sidewalks to and their reactions are kind of funny if you pay attention. The other day I was walking around campus and I saw this guy trip over a raised part of the side walk. After he had tripped, he did this run-walk thing in order to catch his balance. He then proceeded to mumble a few words I could not make out as he looked back at the sidewalk with pure disgust. Needless to say, the stupid sidewalks will be the death of me and I am only waiting for the day where I completely fall on my face, because it will happen eventually.